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10 Jessica Jones one liners we’re tempted to use IRL
The hero is giving us life.
How GREAT was Netflix’s The Defenders?!
The union of characters didn’t feel forced, their chemistry built up nice and slowly, Elektra was incredible and the overall story line/writing was entertaining.
But perhaps the best of the series was finally getting more Jessica Jones screen time as the reluctant hero joined the boys on a mission to take down The Hand.
Jessica brought her detective skills to the series, her superhuman strength AND her hilarious wit, which we’re convinced could give Deadpool a run for his money.
While LOL-ing (and biting our nails) through the series, we noted these 10 sarcastic one liners which we’re SOOOOO tempted to use in real life:
When people try to change you…
When they attempt to belittle you…
And when they unexpectedly cross into ‘getting to know you’ territory
When people have no understanding of personal space during Boxing Day sales…
Warning: Being tempted to say it and actually doing are two different things. Always avoid the violent route by taking the path of ✌️ and 💓.
And when things are just too ridiculous to swallow…
When a friend borrows your clothes with a ‘no promise of return’ policy…
But when they really should just keep it…
When you start seeing the glass as half full…
When people miss the point…
And finally, when you really just don’t wanna…
What are your favourite Jessica Jones one liners?
Nahie J
Nahie is a multi-platform journalist specialising in travel, lifestyle and entertainment. In her spare time she obsesses over anything sci-fi, fantasy & Chris Evans.