If you haven’t watched Game of Thrones season six episode nine then you’d best close this screen. The following will not make any sense until you have.

These are the reactions we at GDU had during the second half of the episode because let’s be honest, the ‘Battle of Bastards’ was pretty freaking boring until Lil Bitch Bolton and Brave Bonehead Snow went head-to-head.

Oh yeah, warning: this piece is riddled with profanity – who didn’t swear during that major fight?

 

1. Oh Rickon! Poor thing. Wow, he’s a lot taller than I was expecting

 

2. Awww he’s cute, his hair is so curly… he’s so dead

 

3. What’s Ramsay doing? He’s f#cking with you Rickon, but seriously run! Go!

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4. Bow and arrow, Ramsay is such a little bitch

 

5. No Snow don’t run to him! Listen to Sansa. LISTEN TO SANSA! Don’t do what he expects!

 

6. SNOW! Don’t be f#cking stupid let him run to you!

 

7. Don’t run in a straight line Rickon! Criss-cross bro

 

8. Ramsay is such a… rhymes with runt, hunt, stunt

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9. Oh he’s going to make it, he’s going to… nope

 

10. Rickon was too pretty to make it in this Game of Thrones world

 

11. Okay Snow go BACK to your guys. Go back. GO BACK. SNOW! Seriously go back!

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12. Don’t. Don’t Don’t. Don’t Dammit he did! He is so stupid. I can’t

 

13. F#ck Jon Snow, you actually know nothing

 

14. Of course you lost your horse, cause you’re stupid Snow, you’re stupid!

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Image: HBO

 

15. Screw this. I’m Team Ramsay. Nobody that stupid deserves to rule the North

 

16. Wow this fight scene is actually really well orchestrated. Is this all one shot? Remember to go back and check (never went back and checked)

 

17. Team Ramsay just did a Vikings! So smart – learn something Snow

 

18. Ummm but is Jon actually going to lose?

 

19. There’s plenty of room between the rods, but yeah okay stand directly in front of them

 

20. Giant just step on them… or rip them apart, that works too

 

21. Snow! Stand up! Get up!

 

22. Get off him! GET OFF HIM. WTF! You’re trampling your leader dumb asses!

 

23. Snow came back from the dead only to be trampled to death… nice

 

24. Deep breaths, inhale and look around because you f#cked everything up… dumbass

 

25. You know Ramsay is kind of hot, it’s a shame he’s such a little bitch

Image: HBO
Image: HBO

 

26. Horn! Yes, finally someone to the rescue

 

27. Oh ew did he just bite his ear off? Incredible

 

28. *Sees flag* who in seven hells are they?

 

29. SANSA! Finally the smart Stark with… Baelish… so expected

 

30. Wow those Knights of the Vale are impressive! Take out those Bolton bitches like dominos

 

31. Yes, here we go. Bolton vs Snow (although both technically Snows)

 

32. Uhh did he just. Oh no he didn’t! What a little bitch! Little Bitch Bolton ran away

 

33. Yeah get him Snow!

 

34. Yeah okay, keep shooting arrows at the dying giant. Assholes.

 

35. Snow had the Carrie makeover

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36. Aww WTF they couldn’t let him die… RAMSAY!

 

37. Now one-on-one sounds like a wonderful idea? Such a little bitch

 

38. Yes, keep walking Snow. Yes. Yes.

 

39. That’s it, let’s hear that skull break

 

40. Fine, don’t kill him. Let the dogs have him

 

41. Oh Sansa our new fave. She can play mind games too asshole.

 

42. Face first ew… but amazing

 

43. Ooo she didn’t turn away… YEAH DIE YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Featured image: HBO

What were some of your reactions to the ‘Battle of the Bastards’?

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