Meet Barry Allen (adorable right?), he was a young forensic scientist living a relatively normal life (relatively!) until one night…

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He had just returned home from a short trip to Starling City where he helped the Green Arrow and his new crush Felicity kick ass.

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He was in his loft researching his mother’s bizarre and untimely death (I said a relatively normal life right?) when he was struck by lightning… on the same night a particle accelerator experiment went completely haywire.

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The freak accident put him in an extensive coma. He slept for almost three quarters of a year only to awake in a place called S.T.A.R Labs feeling healthier than ever before!

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A we mean healthy! The rail thin dude woke up with abs…

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An increased appetite…

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Oh, and he could run faster than a train. Faster than speeding bullet. Even faster than time and space. He was literally the fastest man alive. He was The Flash. (Learn more on Barry’s backstory by picking up a copy of The Flash Season 1 on DVD or Blu-ray today).

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Needless to say I was immediately jealous and came up with several uses for The Flash’s speed in everyday life…

Like, if I could move as fast as The Flash, I’d give myself a generous one hour sleep-in every morning (*sigh*).

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I’d skip those slow elevator rides and just run up buildings… because I can!

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To be honest, I’d probably use my new-found super-speed to run past my nemesis and give him/her the ultimate wedgy (they wouldn’t even see me coming) – don’t lie, you would too.

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I’d use my speed to test out the durability of my new kicks…

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I’d probably start doing this with my hands at wild parties just to watch all the drunks trip out – did I mention #evil?

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And I’d impress everyone on the dance floor with moves like this…

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If I could borrow Barry’s superhuman ability I’d totally reduce my one hour daily workout to just three seconds.

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And feel less guilty about eating that family block of chocolate by doing a couple of laps around the block during ad breaks (while watching The Flash of course).

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I’d literally be a flash of light if I spotted my ex at the mall

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In fact, I’d probably run away from ex so fast that I’d actually turn back time and warn myself to AVOID him/her like the plague.

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I’d really want to meet someone with the same ability so we could do this…

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And of course, I’d try to help the world too or maybe I’d just leave that to the other metahuman speedsters…

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What would you use The Flash’s speed to runaway from?

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